• Zachary
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    This is what I look like while recording an episode of Nefarious Fauxpod. It is imperative for me to look ridiculous so hilarity will ensue.

    Get caught up on Nefarious Fauxpod before the new episode comes out TOMORROW.

    http://nefariousfauxpod.podbean.com/

    You can also find us on iTunes!

    11 comments / 15 Hours 23 Minutes Ago

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    This is a sad sammich. Do you know why it's a sad sammich? Because I had to make it myself. A man's rough and burly hands are no good at making sammiches. Sammiches need the soft and sensual hands of a woman to be made effectively.

    34 comments / Jan. 26th, 2010

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    Lookin' like a foo' with yo' pants on the ground.

    47 comments / Jan. 14th, 2010

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    Today, there was a "snowstorm" in Georgia. This was the result. As you can tell, it is not impressive, but I can guarantee you that some native southerners were very excited.

    24 comments / Jan. 7th, 2010

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    I saw a bottle of gel in my bathroom and thought to myself, "eh, what the hell." This was my attempt to style my hair like Edward Cullen, but it came out looking more like Danny Zuko.

    I have way too much time on my hands.

    Also, I have a big forehead. I said it before any of you comedians could point it out.

    22 comments / Jan. 6th, 2010

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    asian.

    49 comments / Dec. 31st, 2009

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    Zachary

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    It's like choosing between children.

    34 comments / Dec. 27th, 2009

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    Zachary

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    This Christmas, I killed some Nazis.

    36 comments / Dec. 25th, 2009

  • Zachary
    Zachary

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    Making a video with this clown.

    18 comments / Dec. 22nd, 2009

  • Zachary
    Zachary

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    It's 4 pm and I STILL haven't gotten out of bed. Lazy Zach is lazy.

    In other news, I have a last.fm. If you don't one, then get one!
    http://www.last.fm/user/zaktothefuture

    41 comments / Dec. 21st, 2009