About
Hello my sexy faggots, I'm Stu Pickles and I'm hung like a horse. An authority in the field of marine biology, I've decided to retreat to a cavernous tunnel to escape the ills of humanity. No longer will I burden myself with the responsibility of saving the beasts of the oceans. I've been living off my own urine and wounded bats for the past twelve months and I couldn't be happier. And the wireless service here is phenomenal.