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    OHMYGOODNESS.

    Its fucking Monday and I feel like it should be Thursday. While waiting for my ride, I had two homeless men and their lady pimp try to make conversation with me by yelling 'milky lactating penis' in my face.

    I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer when I got home because that is and will always be my favorite show of all time.If you disagree then gtfo.Also brings me to tell you my favorite movie;PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.
    I just know you all agree with me.

    Ohn I dont know if I should feel bad or just laugh but I made the people of Christians on Campus cry today. I didnt even yell out Jesus Christ this time,they are just way too sensitive.Basically waking up at 4 tomorrow to go to work,and then slowly dying.

    I'm becoming more consistant.
    <3

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    February 22nd, 2010

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    ihavenotdailyboofedinawhile;

    and I'm sorry.
    I have all of the excuses in the world, but whatever.I was just lazy.
    I'm a sick bastard!So just a quic picture on the worlds shittiest, but most reliable webcamcamcameraaaa ever.

    It was my birthday on the eighth, and I got a lot of worthwhile things. LIKEE, my first tattoo. Surprisingly it barely, barely hurt. I was so nervous about the pain, and when I expressed this to my mother, this was her response:
    "Yeah it hurts like hell. You're fuuuuuucked."

    Haha, mom, haha.

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    February 21st, 2010

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    Watching Law and Order:SVU.Wiffff my sister.
    Actually tired,but I wish I wasn't for once.
    I need a 40.LIKEBAD.
    Just a quick picture because I felt like it.Ill probably go get really awesome and laugh at josh's ceiling the whole night.
    I love you guys:)

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    January 2nd, 2010

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    Nakedfridayyy.<3
    I was considering the whole hair over the nipples thing,but then I saw a scarfff hanging over disney princess bandaids,condoms,and slutty lotion.
    It seemed like a sign.
    Imtiredasfuhhhhh.
    :)

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    January 1st, 2010

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    OHHSHIT.
    Ima couple days behind.But whatever.
    So I decided to put two up rightttt now.It is four-thirty in the morning,happy new yearrr(:
    I watched like thirty movies today and was in the same position for so long,I actually felt myself starting to throw up.
    Almost like my body was disgusted at my waste of timeness.Does anyone else sleep in their bathtub?That's usually where I find myself when there's two 40's on my pillows the next afternoon.
    Question:what are you calling this year?Just 2010,or twenty-ten?That's been bugging meee.
    Lets play hello titty(:

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    January 1st, 2010