So, it's been a while. Melanie hasn't really been around lately, so she couldn't take my picture...
Anyway, that's all her fault, blame her.
Also blame her for making me throw up.
I think she changed my food to the fur ball food again, and despite the fact the formula is suppose to REDUCE throwing up, it doesn't work, I like the other stuff better.
SO BITCH NEXT TIME GET THE GOOD STUFF.
Love you @meleabear
Oh god. It's you guys. Okay, so, Melanie might be having a good day, but I'm not, her friends came over and they insist on being loud and watch movies and play Halo. I'm not happy.
Heys youse guise. Melanie won't be with me tomorrow she has a final. So right now I am rearranging her rugs cause I think that they look better pushed off and all wrinkled in the corners of her room. I like shaking my butt and then taking off real fast. That's my method.
So wish my human sister @meleabear luck on her exam, and wish me @tomtom21 luck that she won't kill me for my feng shui tactics.
Hello, @meleabear is back, so now I can take pictures again. I have been up to nothing. I'm barefoot for A day without shoes... but I'm always barefoot considering... I'm a cat.
@meleabear uses a bubble camera sometimes and she gets awesome pictures of me doing what I do best, being nosey. Melanie is leaving me soon for a week. I think she is going to miss me a ton.
Sigh, helping Melanie with her school work. She has to go to Hammond today to turn in an essay. I don't like it when she leaves, that bitch feeds me some good. Plus that means I have to get out of her room because I like to climb on things and destroy her precious picture frames. I'm a hard ass.
I'm a pretty cool cat. My sister and best friend is @meleabear She found me after Katrina and saw that I was hard to resist. I'm not an ordinary cat. No no. Everybody loves me. EVERYBODY.