The only form of internet entertainment I could provide to you in a short comment would be Chuck Norris jokes. I somehow don't think you're interested hahaha. Sorry! :]
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself UP. He pushes the world DOWN.
The Boogie Monster looks in his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When God said, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Chuck Norris shook his head and said, "Say please.",
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they GIVE him the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris falls into a river, he doesn't get wet. The river get's Chuck Norris-ed.