About
I line dance like nobody's business. My alter ego would be a librarian. I like my clothing matchy-matchy and my music at easy-listening volumes. My puns are dreadful but I like them. I collect picture books for the fun factor. I have a passionate romance with carbs and cake. My goal in life is to design and own a tiny house, travel the globe, find my dream job and live like a princess. I'm thinking theater. I am oddly attracted to retina-burning polyester. My favourite word is "ferocious" because it makes me laugh. I wish I could play piano and sing. I am fussy, tactless and convinced that fairytales do come true, eventually. Great at parties.