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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 12
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    Love. It's a touchy subject amongst us Stormtroopers. But don't let that fool ya, buddy. Don't close the blast doors to your heart. Happy valentines day!

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    February 14th, 2010

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 11
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    Some of you asked if I had some 'in combat' pictures. Well I do! Tough times. Fighting rebels in nasty locations. But there we were, chewing bubblegum and kicking ass.

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    February 10th, 2010

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 10
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    Here a pic of me with on the background...well a galactic beer for however guesses who that is on the poster! I sure miss that guy. Sure, he was a real bastard, but damn he was good at Squash...

    So, as you can see i'm back home again. I went to Hoth because they said there would be this huge stormtrooper meeting, something about the revival of the Dark Side... turns out it was a prank and I was the only one there.

    Ha. ha. Very funny. Not.

    Now i'm still unemployed and i'm running out of my damned Galactic Beers...help a trooper out?

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    February 8th, 2010

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - FANART
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    Much thanks to @Misteralex for making this. I look hot, as usual.

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    February 7th, 2010

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 09
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    Old pic of me at Endor, the forest moon. We were on this random mission that had something to do with some rebel scum attacking the station that held up the Death Star's shields or something.

    This was taken right before some weird annoying Ewoks began attacking us... I still got that damned scar at my head where one of their rocks hit me.

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    February 7th, 2010

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 08
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    Hey guys, guess who's back? That's right. It's your pal Stormtrooper Joe!
    At the moment i'm pretty much really cold because yes, you guessed it, i'm back on Hoth. Holy. Bantha. Shit. Right?

    Turns out I came here for nothing.

    It's a long story, and I'll soon update y'all!

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    February 6th, 2010

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 07
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    This is me on Hoth, some time ago. Was just thinking about it since christmas is coming up and all. Well, let's hope this christmas isn't about killing Rebels and PWNING their asses on a snowy planet! hah!

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    December 21st, 2009

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 06
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    "Yo, little toy soldiers, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just gotta say Stormtroopers are the best soldiers OF ALL TIME!"

    me playing around last night LOL!

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    December 14th, 2009

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 05
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    It's sunday so i'm at my mom's house paying a visit, listening to her complaining about me not having a job and whatnot.

    By the Force I *hate* her interior! It's SO not worthy of a Stormtrooper!

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    December 13th, 2009

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    A Stormtrooper's Diary - 04
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    Found this old picture of me from the good ol' days. It was taken on the Star Destroyer nearing Endor (can't see that here). Some shit happened right after that, I can tell ya that!

    Anyway, the job application last night didn't go so well. I got to drunk to actually go so...oh well. You guys ever experienced that or what???

    -Stormtrooper Joe

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    December 13th, 2009

Stormtrooper Joe is a male from somewhere in the universe.

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Out of a job since the Death Star exploded and the entire Empire came down and all that. Psh, i'm to good for them anyway. Damn Rebels.

But yeah... I mean, it was nice being bad ass and having people being scared of you. And the pay wasn't bad. And all the hot alien girls always had a thing for your suit. But yeah. Hm...

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