• socialretard
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    Back again!

    I missed you guys so much I couldn't help myself.

    ...

    Did you fill out your census form yet?

    You better!

    Or they'll come to your house!

    Scary.

    I don't like visitors.

    Which is why I live in a cave.

    At the base of a mountain.

    Underwater?

    Stay out of my cave!

    4 comments / 42 Minutes 46 Seconds Ago

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    Hello DB.

    I'm sorry I forgot about you.

    My life is kinda messy right now.

    Please excuse the dust.

    My updates are going to be sparse from here on out.

    I still love all of you though.

    ...

    Here's a video from Spring Break!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW9pMkD8QYo

    ...

    I drove the snakes from Ireland.

    7 comments / 19 Hours 58 Minutes Ago

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    Oh hey there.

    I'm going back home tomorrow to spend some time with the fam.

    I miss my sister.

    Then back down to St. Pete next week for a much needed vacation.

    Good times to be had.

    In case you didn't watch this yesterday...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVAtQQIYwJw

    15 comments / Mar. 3rd, 2010

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    Exerciseboooooth

    That's me attempting to stretch.

    In case you were wondering what was going on.

    Do you exercise?

    I am trying to tone my body to a new level of man purty for spring break.

    Since that means people will be forced to look at me with my shirt off.




    Sorry I haven't boothed in like a whole week.

    To show you guys how much I loved you.

    I made you a cool video.

    Rate it please!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVAtQQIYwJw

    Oh yeah, it's also my day today for @ThePopsicleSplints

    I love you all.

    12 comments / Mar. 2nd, 2010

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    the good times are killing me

    ps.

    this is fun.

    http://tinyurl.com/yg27ya8

    pps.

    sorry for the love rug.

    9 comments / Feb. 24th, 2010

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    School Days

    It's always seemed strange to me when I think about school.

    I am spending lots of time and effort solely for the purpose of entering the workforce.

    It's not even about like a material thing for me. I've never been a materialistic person.

    I just feel like I have to compete to get anywhere.

    ...

    I am working to work.


    PS: I'm dead

    http://dailybooth.com/ThePopsicleSplints

    17 comments / Feb. 23rd, 2010

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    feetbooth

    Do you like feet?

    What are your feelings towards feet?

    I think they're neglected.

    They can carry you anywhere if you have the time.

    Treat your feet.

    PS. I threw my face in there because I knew people would complain.

    48 comments / Feb. 22nd, 2010

  • socialretard
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    I need a haircut.

    Which came first?

    The chicken or the egg?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwL8Fbf7aIs

    ^pst. rate that.

    18 comments / Feb. 21st, 2010

  • socialretard
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    Sorry my booths are lacking in creativity lately.
    I've just been kinda been devoid of any inspiration.
    I'll try to do some cool stuff for you guys in the coming weeks.

    Here's me eating a cookie in slow motion.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9stV95_qTQ

    9 comments / Feb. 20th, 2010

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    25 comments / Feb. 19th, 2010