1- Gross pic but I'm saving it anyway.
2- I'm mad at myself for a- spilling rum on my Mac's keyboard (>.< stupidstupidstupid) and b- breaking some of my keys' li'l parts while removing them to clean the stickiness, because now some keys (in particular, B, K, V, Y, the left arrow key, F5, control, and fn) are not staying in their place, and...
3- It's upsetting.
4- Wah.