i look naked. but im not.
i wore my jumper to bed last night, and do you know how fancy my dreams were? they were fancy.
all my friends are being fair sluts right now so i am having a solo dance party, which is very satisfying.
i want to wear dallas green's cardigan, everyday, forever.
i like it when people think i'm crazy, which im pretty sure is what all the grade nines think from their student council experiences with me involving face paint, screaming, and strange dances. i love student council.
ps. kevin has a masturbation station. totes muh goats.
SPOILER ALERT.
i guess im boothing two days in a row to make up for my neglect before.
JASH IS DRAWIN ON MA WALL. (just got up from his 7th nap) im gonna be the coolest kid in town. im not allowed to actually look at the wall, so he is just going to be at my house for like a week but i cant talk to him. NEAT. now im bored. i have to listen to his shitty rap too. oh well, thats the price i pay for COOOOOOL.
i looked at all the tweets of mine that people have retweeted and realized im funny.
i havent boothed in a year, so it's time. LOOK MY ROOM IS BLUE NOW. im happy for me.
i have nothing exciting to say now, other than that im going to go watch that's so raven.
OH SNAP. peace bitches.
oh lookie at me and my little bow. i now have 5 headbnds that i will probably never wear. it's okay though, they were 5 for 10. ALSO, how do you rip jeans well? so they actually look good, like the ones in the store? PLZ HALP.
oh jeez. i wish i was perfect like my grandma. or kevin.
i love spiderman. someone get me spiderman boxers because i cant find them.
'"that poor stupid bitch, i feel for her." cant get much more sincere than that.'
does anyone else feel like jumping on a trampoline?
i bought two pairs of shoes for 15 dollars and 3 bras for 2.50. GO ME.
that all made no sense.
ps my grandma told me today how she ate 'quackamole' when she went to mexico.. :') luv her 4eva.
EW MOI GOWD. THE KIDS I'M BABYSITTIN ARE ASLEEP AND I WANT TO PLAY. D':
I have nothing to do and those STEWPID PEOPEL R L8. LYK ALWAYS. hhhhhhh. It's okay, I entertained myself by taking stupid pictures. WHEW. See that caterpillar waaayy in the back on that chair? It's GINORMOUS. I took pictures of it strangling me. Shit got real.
Excel gum is shit. I ate 9 pieces of that crap and it wouldn't even blow a bubble! MY MOUTH IS SO MINTY FRESH IT BURNS. HALP MEHH.
MOM OF KIDS I'M BABYSITTING: When's your birthday?
ME: March 30th
MOM OF KIDS I'M BABYSITTING: :O OHHH MYYY GODDD! REALLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? THAT IS SO COOOLL! I DIDN'T EVEN KOW THAT! WOWW!! OH THAT'S SOOO AWESOMMEE!!!! Mine's on the 31st.
She also called me classy. It's only cuz they're all freeqs. And she didn't see I was wearing an old cut-up Bon Jovi tshirt.
LOOK AT ME. I'M ON DAILYBOOTH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH. sweet brah. @emmaand & @Legolas youshouldbeproudofme.
so. today hanbear and emba came ova and we watched jennifer's body. THAT MOVIE IS SHIT. SO. BAAADDD. hahah, and she like drinks the guys blood out of his stomach like its a punchbowl or something!
and in foods class jenna started shouting something about semen really loud, and we were all really confused because thats NOT something jenna would usually talk about. ....ya, apparently she meant 'sea men'. :$ The other half of the kitchen didn't hear her explanation thoughm so they all think she's a FREEQ.
MY THROAT IS ITCHY. HOW. THE. FUCK. DO YOU SCRATCH AN ITCHY THROAT?
we are the devils. you are not as good as us. WOOT WOOT. mckinnon pride right here, we won the highschool challenge. ITS A BIG DEAL. (..exceptnot,butwepretenditis.)
THE FAIR WAS FRICKEN SWEET. in my town..population 2000..., the only good thing that happens is the fair. i might just go every day. because its that exciting for me. i went on the zipper AND HOLY HELL, we got a car that spun legit like 12 times in a row. MADE MY LIFE. but someone also forgot their phone in that car so it hit me RIGHT IN THE FACE when we went upside down. smack. a. bitch.
but then this really awesome guy gave me a hug. he smelled nice. also, i ate a lot of the synthetic deep fried things that they sell at fairs, AND DIDNT PUKE ONCE. imsoproud. :')
there were quite a few drunk people there too. it was great. :) 'i...see things....' 'youre really pretty! youre really pretty too! ...okay bye,' 'this is my donation *puts like 8 gummy bears in our coin box*' 'im sorry i ran into you, sorry didnt meant to run into you. im sorry. sorry. im sorry..'
AND THE CARNIS. GOTTA LOVE EM.
'come on play with me!' 'THATS WHAT SHE SAID'
'PLAY MY GAME OR YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY'
'YOU AGAIN? what do you LIVE at the fair or something?'
'dont just walk by again. stop it. youre teasing me now, i see what your doing. I SEE WHAT YOUR DOING.'
BEST PLAYDOUGH ALIEN YOUVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?
YEP, THOUGHTSO.
today my mom said these exact words 'he clenches up like a virgin in a prison yard' i came close to dying. :')
ALSO TODAY, we had to move around a whole shit ton of furniture cuz we got new stuff. and i can tell you right now, I DONT LIKE MOVING FURNITURE. i went to lift a mattress and there was a STAPLE in it! A STAPLE! who puts freaking staples in mattresses??? SUCKS.
OHMYGOSH, IM FREAKING TAKING FREAKING GUITAR LESSONS. IM SO EXCITED, ITS NOT EVEN NORMAL. CANT WAIT.
anywho, i dont really have anything exciting to say, i just decided MAYBE i should update my booth since i havent in a week. n_n
GOODNIGHT CHILDREN.
ps, 'these roses are fake! why?'
'because our love will last forever, and so will these.'
today was spirit day at my school, hence the faded blue paint on my face. usually i just put whatever colours i want on there. ;D
i volunteered for "grade 9 day" with this one kid @emmaand and OH MY GOODNESS. i swear the grade 9s get WORSE EVERY YEAR! i soo dont remember being remotely that annoying!...or little..well not me personally, im a giant. : ( but i became friends with this one awesome kid who carried potato sacks back to the school for me. THATS HOW I MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS. i like it when people carry my sacks.
QUESTION: if you found out that someone had sketched a picture of you in their sketchpad thinger would you be flattered or FACKING TERRIFIED? D:
TODAY IS @rebeccaorourke 's BIRFDAY! PARTAAYYYY. WOOT.
this rabbit balloon is for you becca, only because ILOVEYOU. odork, you are amazing and beautiful and hilairious and pure awesome and scottish and ARTSY (hehe ;D) and of course my amazing SISTER. you. are. great. HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!
EXCEPT, i cant take FULL credit for that awesome balloon, because when i got home today they just HAPPENED to be all over my backyard! howsweet. :') HAH. oh how i love my friends. they are so beautifully weird. C :
also todaayyy i went over to my friends house and baked cookies with his little sister n_n she is sssoooo adorable!! (I ALMOST STOLE HER GUYS. I SWEAR I ALMOST STOLE HER) before i left she said to me 'i hope we meet again!' haha :') too. cute.
