"Laid out the tarp, got out that good-ass baby oil, and I was in it. Just BAM! I got in my power stance and I was like ca-ca-cacacacaca-ca! Cause there’s only one rule in my bedroom…FUCK. ALL. RULES. It was like the wild, wild west up in there. It’s like Afghanistan! Iraq! Motherfuckin’ Lord of the Rings in there! Y’all don’t know ‘bout my bedroom!"
