Here's my plan, I'm going to hit that Xmas concert like nobody's business.
Be JOLLY, Be Xmas like, channel the giant red elf.
Then when all the little kiddies have, exhausted their Xmas spirit.
Ima burst into the store for sugary drinks and RUSH the floor of my apartment just in time to play LEFT 4 DEAD 2!!!!!!!!!!
" I'm Jordan I'm the web elf that lives under your desk and eats your USB cords *nibble nibble*.. dont leave your computers on I'll send messages to your friends on MSN telling them how much you love Clown Porn"