@stfuani I quite like it here (maybe because I live in a nice part -- attached is the view from my girlfriend's place). I don't think I'd want to move to America, but I reeeeally want to do a roadtrip one day..
School burning down? I remember willing that to happen when I was there. I don't think my school ever closed due to anything other than death or once due to severe snow. Yays.