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The infamous response to the facebook page
'Why do girls go to uni? You don't need a degree to make a sandwich'

Okay yeah.. I went overboard.
But I'm a better person for it! HAHA *faints


Lauren Harris Only complete retards would join this group and stay joined. And obviously have a really shit sense of humor and/or reality. All of you can fucking blow me.

Men should pussy up. And women/girls who like this page must have obtained alcohol damage from their mother whilst in the womb.

Thank for listening you complete dumb asses! Have a nice life being extremely stupid.
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Jenni Wilmore
Jenni Wilmore
this page is meant to be a JOKE. you take things waaaay to seriously :L
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Starr Bain
Starr Bain
It's Okay.. She Just Hasnt Found The Right Sandwich To Get A Man.. Keep At It In The Kitchen You'll Master Sandwich Making One Day And Be A Real Women :)
2 hours ago · Report
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
probably forgot the butter...
2 hours ago · Report
Ross Coyle
Ross Coyle
Rookie mistake.
2 hours ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
So called 'joke groups' such as these are brainwashing and reinforcing old ideals to young people.
Once it becomes a joke to someone - It usually becomes unimportant.

Be the change that our generation is always talking about.
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It's important not to support any kind of discrimination.

AND actually - I covered the whole humour part already so maybe you are dumb. Good to get a reaction though.

If you think it's funny the only conclusion in defence of people that know real humour can draw is that you are extremely plain and unexciting.

Conform more! It gets you friends.
2 hours ago ·
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
I'll take ham in my sandwich pleease!
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Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Sorry? You like to eat shit for breakfast?
2 hours ago ·
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
awwww, lauren. the fact that you don't conform isn't the only reason you have no friends! lets be honest! : P
2 hours ago · Report
Starr Bain
Starr Bain
LoveThats Wear Ur Goin Rong. NO SHIT IN SANDWICHES. Dont Discriminate Mens Needs For Sandwiches! U Say If Its A Joke It Becomes Unimportant.. Coz Its Not Really Important Is It?? Besides We're In 2010 Women Can Choose What They Want To Do. They Just Get More Respect For Makin Sandwiches. Why Would You Cme On This Page To Preach I Think Your The One Who Needs To Get Friends. Theres Nothing More Me And My Friends Love To Do Than Go Food Shopping And Discussing Cooking. lol
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Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Awww, Mark who said I had no friends?
It's not even about not conforming - it's about being smart. Having quality friends is just a plus for me.

If you guys are allowed to joke - then I have the right to be serious. Maybe try harder with the jokes OR maybe we could have a civil conversation - jokes aside?
2 hours ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
I'm not even going to read that comment until you can spell.
2 hours ago ·
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
if it is easier ill have cheese?
2 hours ago · Report
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
What ever gave you the impression that life was supposed to be taken seriously? civil conversation!? without jokes? thats madness...sorry, i find that without humour, most things are boring as fuck.
2 hours ago · Report
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
haha, ben banks here gets it ; ) *virtual knuckle tap*
2 hours ago · Report
Nick Anderson
Nick Anderson
OII LOVE NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!
YOUR UGLY AND
I DONT EVEN WANT YOU TO GET YOUR TITS OUT OR MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH YOUR DIRTY MAN HANDS....
BUT YOU CAN STILL FUCK OFF BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!
2 hours ago · Report
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
^well...this guys wank hat
2 hours ago · Report
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
WhyWontYouReadMyCommentsThisIsHowWeAllSpeak.

*virtual knuckle tap back*

ps Nick you might want to press the button to the left of the letter 'a'
2 hours ago · Report
Bruce Bam Martin
Bruce Bam Martin
good one ben!!! u funny fucker!!! bet ur only join anti women groups like this because ur fed up of makin ur own sandwiches u virgin
2 hours ago · Report
Joe Sharpe
Joe Sharpe
.. any chance of a toasty instead then??
2 hours ago · Report
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
No I actually join to help people with their spelling and grammar problems. I feel you may need some help. If you need any advice please don't hesitate to send me an email.
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Ohohoho SO FUNII OMAIGIADDDD
about an hour ago ·
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
People! people! stop your arguing! gather round and i'll tell you tale that has been passed down in my family for generations, i think its time we all remember what this group was truely made in appreciation of, so i think it's about time i told you all...the true meaning of sandwiches...
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
What gave me the impression?
When I feel the effects of discrimination everyday.

Why the fuck do you think people even have rights...?
Because people make an effort to stand up for things.... See More
To not constantly take important issues in jest.

It's not a personal attack. I don't mean to offend anyone.
But this offends me.
It's discrimination - not really a thing to be taken seriously?

I'm just saying it because It's common sense to me - many people in the world don't see to understand. It's nice to find someone who knows where to draw the line.

Why's it okay to make fun of me for being a women?
It's not okay for anyone to be racist.
What's the difference?

It's part of me, it's my body, it's the life i've been dealt, that you're making fun of me
and at the end of the day confining me.
Whether you realise it or not.
I do find that offensive because it's simply cruel.

Thank fuck he thinks I'm ugly.
Funny how if I stick up simply for what is right and what I believe in I'm instantly considered 'butch'. HAHAHA

See - that's the shit that makes me laugh. What can you do but laugh - I know.
about an hour ago ·
Bruce Bam Martin
Bruce Bam Martin
women have rights and deserve respect
JUST KIDDING THEY SHOULD SUCK MY DICK!
about an hour ago · Report
Nick Anderson
Nick Anderson
ben banks i dont want any advice off a man who makes his own sandwiches! and is a big virgin! errrrrr!!
about an hour ago · Report
Ian Rickard
Ian Rickard
Lesbian? "Dirty man hands"....i think somebody needs a sandwich themselves...but no pickles!..probably bacon..
about an hour ago · Report
Beth Peers
Beth Peers
ermm humour ? ever heard of it well how about you drop your little discrimination handbook cause youv clearly heard of that you great fanny :)!
about an hour ago · Report
Bruce Bam Martin
Bruce Bam Martin
LAUREN at least you arent a black woman, then you would be fucked
about an hour ago · Report
Ian Rickard
Ian Rickard
LIKE!
about an hour ago · Report
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
Ah perhaps you could give me some of your advice then? However I dont think such glasses would suit me..
about an hour ago · Report
Peter Haywood
Peter Haywood
fine song bruce.... lauren may i suggest taking pain killers? or use bigger tampons?
about an hour ago · Report
Mark Mc Cann
Mark Mc Cann
wow...some of you guys are in serious need of some TLC, or BLT to chher you up...why are you all so angry, Nick, your glasses make you look like a bigger wanker than Bono, also you look like 9 years old, if you have lost your virginity then i'm seriously worried about the falling standards of the women in the Uk if you can get laid, Ben i love you... See More, don't ever change ; ) and lauren, i now see what you mean after reading some of the more wankery comments on this page, i meant no disrespect and i apologise fully. : )
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Exactly. Thanks for being so supportive of my gender.
Be good to your mothers boys.
(I hope you losers can detect sarcasm better than you can argue and make jokes.)

Great big fuck all contribution to society you'll make.... See More

Brucey - You're right, And I have massive respect for those women.
But suck your dick? No, you seem to be doing fine at it. How original and poetic of you to use such a commonly used phrase you sorry sack of shit.

I like that there are normal human beings commenting this and not just mummies boys.

Hey Peter Haywood! Heywood Jablome?

Now that's humour.
about an hour ago ·
Sander Grannyhoe Aune
Sander Grannyhoe Aune
This is probably why you are gay.
about an hour ago · Report
Bruce Bam Martin
Bruce Bam Martin
mark mc cann why are u wasting your time on facebook ass licking ugly girls when you should be looking for maddy
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
And by normal human being I really just meant Mark.
Sorry n00bz.
about an hour ago ·
Bruce Bam Martin
Bruce Bam Martin
lauren harris, nice dp. if it came to you or that sandwich, i think id rather marry the sandwich
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Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
If you think this group is 'just for fun' then take the liberty to even yourselves out a little by joining this one

'You're not a chauvinist - you're an uneducated moron with bad taste.'

No offence intended - much. ... See More

Tehehe ;)
about an hour ago ·
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
Maybe he got bored of your mum? and thank you mark, and finally Lauren don't be so harsh. I am sure if they try their best they could make it onto Jeremy Kyle..
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Beth? That was that? I am unconcerned for your incomprehensible ramblings. Like many of these people. You merely provide late night entertainment.
about an hour ago ·
Bruce Bam Martin
Bruce Bam Martin
hey lauren why dont you join this http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Women-Are-Equal-and-Deserve-Respect-Just-Kidding-They-Should-Suck-My-Dick/290076272405?ref=ts
about an hour ago · Report
Ben Banks
Ben Banks
bruce you are in luck. just found a website for you.

www.learnenglish.co.uk
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Oh! Nice one champ!
about an hour ago ·
Beth Peers
Beth Peers
Oh darling, get off your high horse. Yes discrimanation is a very serious subject that goes on a lot but seriously you are not the only female that has or will be discrimnated against in their life. Yes some people on here have posted underhand or comments that have been wrote in bad taste but that makes them silly not chauvinistic or idiotic and ... See Moreas for me providing late night entertainment just because i don't swan around thinking my intellect is superior to everyone else's does not make me thick :) Your just out for an argument. How about you take you and your "concern" for discrimination and do some good with it and not be some kind of annoying keyboard warrior !
about an hour ago · Report
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Sander, you obviously have some deep seeded issues that need tending too. Gay is not an insult. It's only insulting to people who are actually gay. And even then most people will just put it down to you being naturally a really dumb person.

Did you not know that?
about an hour ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Beth. I know that I am 'not the only female that has or will be discriminated against in their life'. You've missed my point entirely.

I DO THINK I AM INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR compared to almost anyone on this chain of comments that has insulted me purely for my gender.

And I'm quite sure anyone else who was just as intellectually superior would agree.
55 minutes ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Ah, finally some air!
Mark, Ben - Thank you.
I really appreciate people with morals.
Thank you for supporting me through the insults.
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Which brings me to another point..
Men who stand up for women are also going to eventually fall victim to mindless and hate fuelled insults.

I really admire men who can rise above the male 'guidelines' that are set for them as soon as they are born - because honestly I think sometimes you have it just as bad.
Girls learn to be 'girls' and boys learn to be 'boys' from the get go. And nobody know any different.

The media controls us. People are rarely themselves any more than they might as well be the next person. Every one is the same! It's so ugly. More because they don't know who they could be or they are too afraid to be who they are.

I can't do that. I also can't keep fighting on here - about something that is in reality mass driven and the majority of the people on here probably think like this for good.

I'm supposing that from these comments - that the guards I have up in society are in fact real. I just need to prove it to myself sometimes.
Two people are enough hope to restore my faith in humanity for days.
It's nice to know there will always be people who will impact in a positive way.
Again, thank you.
53 minutes ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Beth. Don't call me darling. I don't own a horse.
I do in fact own a freedom of speech.
You can not tell me what to do or make any reference to my fanny... thank you very much.
51 minutes ago ·
Jenni Wilmore
Jenni Wilmore
i never seen someone get so serious over a group before :L you really do need a sense of humor :) don't try and think your superior to anyone here. yes this group is sexist but no need to get so angry about it :L
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Beth Peers
Beth Peers
No you don't OWN freedom of speech you do however have the right to under the act of human rights 1998 however you then also have the responsibility to allow others to have their free speech.
And yes i do get you but nobody has targeted you. I love the way you say "insulted me," Nobody has insulted you or your gender infact but have made light of... See More a common prejudice. Ah your such an attention seeker give up! I dont have the right to tell you what to do. grow up :) bye. i really do hope you get a sense of humuor cause your are going to be one very miserable person if you carry on being overly sensitive!
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Nick Anderson
Nick Anderson
lauren seriously no one cares!!!!
youre stuck so far up your own arse i hope theres a kitchen up ther!!
45 minutes ago · Report
Nick Anderson
Nick Anderson
she has over kitchened syndrome, she needs some fresh air
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Beth Peers
Beth Peers
i cant just imagine her having kids and them being like proper stuck up little brown nosers :) and she has the cheek too call people when on her d.p shes sat there with a bottle of beer. common chav ;) and now we've started the prejudice argument :D!
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Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Beth- I said 'a freedom of speech' which in fact reads as my freedom to speak...

Made light of the prejudice that everyone ignores.
I'm not an attention seeker. And yes I personally have been offended by this way of thinking.
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If you read earlier statements you will also read about humour and my beliefs in conjunction with 'actual humour' and what i personally beleive is considered 'funny'.

Not attention seeking - just retaliating and voicing my opinion and i'm sorry if that 'offends' or 'annoys' you but my concerns might not be your concerns.

Jenni - It was about the group, but then it became more about the insults - further proving my point.
And sorry but yes - I am far more superior from someone who asks me to 'suck their dick' or 'make them a sandwich' - especially when they say it with intent.
See I don't live in the sewers. And as a person am superior to those people.

I've been gifted to look at people for what their actions are and what they say to me instead of judging them solely on gender or other physicalities.
Unfortunately not all people can do this because they are so inclined to certain ways of thinking that an array of insults directing at me further proving my point. It was for my own benefit.
So sorry for voicing an opinion?

Better than not caring about anything like most people seem to.

It's funny that you girls are mad at me for being quite frankly peeved at being called names for standing up for what I believe in. Which is all that I was doing!

Rich.

You may think it's a waste of time - And I agree for the most part - It totally is...
But I don't really give a fuck. At least I'm right.

Peace. Love.
23 minutes ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
I'm from Australia buddy. I was only offended that you called me 'darling' and referred to my private area.
21 minutes ago ·
Peter Haywood
Peter Haywood
jenni i believe its called autism.... just nod your head and smile sweetly, so she feels appreciated :) well done lauren! fight the good fight! u tell these facebook misogynists! u go girl!
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Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
And my kids will be amazing - correct.
19 minutes ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Thanks Peter piper picked a pepper!
Your sarcasm is appreciated.
Glad you came back for more.
15 minutes ago ·
Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
I was facebook bored. So fire me!

*faints
13 minutes ago ·
Jenni Wilmore
Jenni Wilmore
people like you are the kind of people i hope don't breed to be honest. i'm totally fine with you voicing your opinion, 'cause i think everybody should be able to. but you really shouldn't take this so seriously. like any mans really going to seriously ask a girl to go and make him a sandwich. i cant be bothered with this, more important things to do. nice speaking to you.
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Lauren Harris
Lauren Harris
Oh - You are also missing the point.

The reason why I took so much time out of my life for this particular strain of comments is because sometimes I believe I can make stupid people become unstupid and that's stupid of me.

You can have that....

But don't insult me or my future kids. I've done nothing to insult you. We just have a difference of opinion.








I suppose it's because they were all sixteen or 45 year old men. And Two 17 yo girls in the mix. And I was a bit of a stirrer...but i can honestly say i had fun