Paranormal activity
Ultimately, the WORST movie I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
I honestly believe I could take my camera right now and remake this movie a thousand times better in my own home better than this movie was.
There were probably two times in the movie that I was actually scared when something would crash or jump at the camera.
I don't think I have ever sat through a movie where NOTHING important happened for over 40 minutes.
This sums the movie up completely:
A girl has a "ghost" haunting her for ... NO REASON AT ALL.
She moves in with her boyfriend.
then the "ghost" gets pissed off for.... NO REASON AT ALL.
the girl starts having trouble sleeping, which leads to her sleepwalking alot.
then the girl goes crazy and kills her husband.
the end.
doesnt make any sense. There is alot of blanks that arent filled in with the story.
You are left clueless and pissed off and at the end of the movie you dont know whether to laugh at how pathetic it was or whether to be pissed off you wasted your money on the ticket.
I deff. dont recommend this movie unless you hate the person you are going to the movie with and want revenge.
transformers 2 ranting....
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh! i need a cig.
First off; id like to announce i am aware Transformers is a guy movie. A complete Action packed ( and i do mean ACTION FROM BEGINNING TO END ) MOVIE. And im not fully blaming them for not getting the full respect from a girl. Expecially since they didnt really have anything to base the movie on except toys. but regardless heres what i have to say.
It was soooo noisy that all i heard were things crashin and blowin the fuck up throughout the whole movie. for Gods sake. cant ppl make a point without shit blowin up.
* dont comment this statement if your gunna say " ahhh ! thats the best part is when stuff is blown up* cuz your a retard.
and second of all. megan fox is soooooooooo pretty. TOOOO pretty in fact. She doesn't even look human. I still speculate that shes a robot as well. girls in extreme fighting situations dont have a perfect amount of even lip gloss on and not a tear of mascara dripped . its fucking insane. also.....
I wish they would have made the movie a little more realistic.
over half the movie was a fuckin cartoon. i know most of the movie is made from special effects but damnitt ppl. If i wanted to see so much animation id watch AQua teen!
not to mention half way through the movie i wanted a fucking nap!!!!!!!!!!!
the only movies i am willing to watch that were this long is Star Wars, Lord of the rings and POC. so that being said; Thank you, Michael Bay for waisting one hundred and fifty minutes of my time.
Zombieland
I caught this movie couple weeks back, but i figure since im boring people with the other movies ive seen, i might as well write ehh.... type my thoughts about this as well. (its not like anyone reads this anyways) haha.
so......
ZombieLand... hm
Started out with a lil bit of humor. Didnt like this new kid.. whats his name.. jessie somethin or other.. Throughout the movie all i could think about is that they should have casted Michael Cera. They pretty much got his body double to play the part. He sounded like him, looked like him, acted like him..Except... it wasnt him. It was like eating a lowfat candy bar and thinkin "where the fuck is the SUGAR??!!!"
Emma Stone (Super bad) was in it and kinda didnt fit in with the movie at all. It was like she wandered onto the wrong set while lookin for a frat party. And don't even get me started on abigail Breslin. Yeh yeh she was all cute in Signs but it seems like her head keeps getting bigger and bigger and her body stays the same.
The whole zombie Idea is always fun tho- everyone enjoys a good zombie chase scene ( if thats even what you wanna call it.. since.. zombies kind of just limp... moving at about 1/18 of a mile an hour. i mean how hard is it to escape something with the speed of a turtle.
Boring was never really a problem for this movie thankfully there was a couple changes in plot that kept you laughing. It does have a little bit of gore but always for comedic affect, nothing toooo dramatic. Kinda reminded me of shaun of the dead.
Eh overall id say go see it if your into zombies gettin there ass kicked in 1,000,000,000 different ways
