PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy & paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this
Hello everyone. Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on dailybooth, reading the post your post could be like.
Happy Columbus Day! In honor of this special day, go to your neighbor's house, break in, and tell them it's yours now. If they argue, tell them they can live in the corner of the backyard.