When I was swingin'' in my daddy's balls, I got shot out and I swam along, oh yeah.
I swam fast.
There were millions of others just like me but I got next to the ovary, oh yeah.
The ovary.
A nice gooey place with food inside.
A nice warm place for me to hide, oh yeah.
I started out with a head and tail, and now I got a dick and some fingernails oh yeah.
I live off the jelly in my moms big belly, it tastes like shit and smells really funny oh yeah.
I started to turn and I started to kick. I started to piss and I started to shit, oh yeah
My moms skin was bein' torn, holy shit I think I'm bein' born.
Good Old Fashioned Sinners, Gotta love it.
Its Columbus day, and I'm being a dirty hippie remembering Colorado.
