i woke up from a nightmare about a group of mean mean bitches playing a prank on some poor girl and it something to do with lipstick and she ran to the bathroom to go wash it off but their tiny chihuahua was like this ghost dog and it wasn't a chihuahua anymore but a huge ghost dog and she couldn't leave the bathroom and all you hear are the mean mean bitches arguing outside and one is arguing with her mean mean bitch older sister and the mean mean bitch older sister has a scar on her head but we don't know how because she's never told the story about the time she got cut in the head.
and so i made a bagel. but we don't have a toaster. and now i can't sleep.
