Willy wants to know what the big deal is with the screen. He's, like, "You realize that there are SQUIRRELS outside, and instead you spend all day looking at THIS?"
And I'm like, "The stuff inside that screen buys your food!"
And he's like, "Ohhhhhhh. Then carry on."
Yes, I invent conversations with my dog.
In a related story, I spend a lot of time alone.
