September 4th, 2009

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OMG, OMG!
MY DAILYBOOTH GIVEAWAY.
WOWOWOOWOW.
(OPEN TO EVERYONE, INTERNATIONALLY)
(JUST LEAVE A COMMENT TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE!)
There will be 3 winners, I have 3 sets of prizes ;D

Each winner will recieve
±one of the animal themed pencil cases
±one of the character themed pencils
±a Hello Kitty eraser (OMG, are you crazy Jack? ;o;o;o)
±a postcard of my town, so you can remember it's from me ;D

I know, I know, this is hard to believe :P
Take off your glasses, and rub your eyes if you're finding this unbelievable :P

***HOW TO WIN***
Everyone has an equal chance at winning, to enter you just have to leave a comment including:

1. a short joke for the lulz :P
2. your shoe size...
YES I'M A PERV AND WANT TO KNOW YOUR SHOE SIZES ;D
Just kidding, but it's the most random thing I could think of :P

\\\\\\\\\\\\COMMENTS CLOSE TOMORROW AT 12 NOON UK TIME - BST/////

So basically you just have to comment including those two above things and then I will pick out of all of everyone's names who commented, from a hat, then you win the prizess!!!

Remember there are 3 sets of prizes to be won ;D
So fingers crossed!
I will booth tomorrow afternoon after I stop accepting comment entries from this thread and I will put all of the names in a hat and them pull them out and show you via picture comments ;D
Then the winners need to Message me their full international address so I can send the tasty prizes.

GO GOGO GOOGOGOGO.
  • vanillaowl

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    Q. what do you call a chav in a box?
    A. innit :3

    and wow PERVY MUCH.
    erm, 5 or 6 :L

    September 4th, 2009

  • GrudgeyWudgey

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    ERRRR...A JOKE...A JOKEE.....UMMMMMMMMMMM.........
    A JOKE...............

    Q:What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
    A:Damn

    Okay....that was a crappy joke..BUT OH WELLLL!
    uhhh...IAM...A SIZEEE....3!! yes yes...small feet T____T

    September 4th, 2009

  • owen

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    Did you hear the joke about the boy with tourettes who had no fingers? It was offensive and pointless.

    and I'm a size 10. 10G if you really need to know ;)

    September 4th, 2009

  • Kurrrttt

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    Hey, did I tell you how AMAZINGGGG Katy Perry is, she looks nothing like a man :P Nah, "Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out."
    Size 10/ 11 xD PERV.

    September 4th, 2009

  • Chris_

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    YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL SEX PEST IN THE PIC WITH THE POSTCARDS. lololol. <3

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @kirstyjadee LOL @ your joke :P
    5 or 6? hmm... interesting ;D

    @grudgeywudgey Haha that joke :P
    YOU HAVE TINY FEET OMG, GTFO :O

    @owen Haha that's pretty awesome :P
    What does "10G" mean? :/

    @Kurtwithey Haha, xD that's kinda funny :P
    10/11? woah... you know what they say about people that have big feet :P

    @Chris_ LOL, that's me yeah! xDDD

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    you find my shoe size interesting?!
    woah, im scared now :3

    September 4th, 2009

  • JackHoar24

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    Ermmm, I had a wet dream about you the other day, you got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing :).

    September 4th, 2009

  • Kurrrttt

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    @jack yes they have big s(c)ocks xD

    September 4th, 2009

  • GrudgeyWudgey

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    @jack I KNOW I KNOW DAMNNN THE ASIAN CURSE! NOOOOO

    September 4th, 2009

  • Cara_x

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    What happened to the magical tractor ?
    ...It turned into a field. (;
    So lame, I know. haha.
    nd I'm a size 5. (: Not intresting at all. :p

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
    FRESH PRINTS! x]

    and I'm a size 9 lol
    hugefeet. :/

    in other news! PICK KAT

    September 4th, 2009

  • DearAriana

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    i went to the candy shop one day to buy a packet of skittles.
    on it was an ad that said "you could be a winner! no purchase necessary. look inside for details" -.-
    okay, so it's not really a joke but yeah.

    and i wear a size 7(us size) or 5(uk size)

    September 4th, 2009

  • JohnnyPHreak

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    2 blondes walk into a building...Wouldn't you have thought one of them would have seen it??

    Corny, I know. LOL. 12 or 13 (US Size)

    September 4th, 2009

  • Terrytheorangutan

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    Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him. (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC)

    See, history is awesome! =P

    Oh alright, an actual entry:

    Who invented King Arthur's round table?
    Sir Cumference :')

    And I'm a 9/10 I think O_o

    =]

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @cara_x Haha, that's pretty awesome :P SMALL FEET :D

    @iKat I don't get it :/

    @DearAriana Haha, that's an …interesting joke :P

    @JohnnyPHreak hahahah xD Woah, big feet :P

    @Terrytheorangutan LOL, that's pretty funny :P You're always trying to make everything History-related, aren't you? :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • JohnnyPHreak

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    I'm 6 feet 1inch tall, that's why. LOL.

    September 4th, 2009

  • DearAriana

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    @jack is it? i thought it was more lame. oh well, if you found it interesting, all the better! :D

    September 4th, 2009

  • Terrytheorangutan

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    @jack In a couple of years, it'll be my job! =P
    ooft, that's pretty scary actually O_O

    September 4th, 2009

  • Kurrrttt

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    @JohnnyPHreak yea I'm like 6 foot 4 and size 11 uk :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • JohnnyPHreak

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    @KurtWithey Wow dude you're tall!

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @JohnnyPHreak WOAH, you are tall xD

    @DearAriana Hahaha :P *smiles and nods* ;D

    @Terrytheorangutan Oh awesome, what are you going to be? :P

    @kurtwithey You're tall too :o

    September 4th, 2009

  • Terrytheorangutan

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    @jack I'm starting an Ancient History and Archaeology degree in two weeks *nomnom* then blast through a teaching post-grad and teach history :)

    Or I'll find a hat and a whip and be the next Indiana Jones.

    Either way :D

    What do you want to beeee? :)

    September 4th, 2009

  • JohnnyPHreak

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    Me & @KurtWithey We're you're tall followers. Hehe.

    September 4th, 2009

  • Kurrrttt

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    @JohnnyPHreak Yup xD

    September 4th, 2009

  • JohnnyPHreak

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    @KurtWithey Hehehehehe XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    fresh prints... sounds like fresh prince... his show back in the 80s/90s?

    September 4th, 2009

  • TeardropRain

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    why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    because it was dead

    size 8...
    oh u mean shoe size.. that's 11

    8o)

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    Shall I give you a new joke?
    What did the pirate say when he got a steering wheel stuck in his pants?
    Arg! It's driving me nuts!
    x]

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @iKat I don't know that show :P

    @TeardropRain LOL xD

    @iKat Hahahaha, that's better :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    kay good.
    do i win yet? lol :]

    September 4th, 2009

  • barnaby

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    Skeleton goes into a bar and says "give me a beer and a mop."

    My shoe size is 10

    September 4th, 2009

  • AmandaPandah

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    A mother mosquito and a baby mosquito were talking about baby mosquito's first flight around humans.
    "Now be careful!" said mother mosquito. Baby mosquito promised.
    When baby mosquito came back the mother asked if it had went well.
    "Yes!" cried baby mosquito happily. "Everyone clapped when they saw me."

    My shoe size is 38, European sizes :]

    September 4th, 2009

  • Angelique

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    Joke= How do you make oil boil??
    You add a "b"


    Lulz sorry that was painful :P

    Shoe size= 5 :)

    September 4th, 2009

  • thekingofjonny

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    1. Doooood where's my batmobile? It got scrapped now the government are giving us £2000 to buy a new skoda! Who could pass that opportunity up?
    2. I am a uk size 14 which isss about 47 or 48 Eu style

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    today my 7 year old son told everyone at school that his mum was the most beautiful person in the world. When we got home from school he told me not to pick him up anymore, when i asked why he said "because i don't want anyone to know how big of a lie that was"
    FML
    my shoe size is probably 8. but like one of my feet is a whole size smaller than the other x_x

    ohkay so thats not really a joke, its a short story, but i like it :)
    i was gonna tell you a Michael Jackson joke but i thought i'd better not since some people might get offended XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • owen

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    @jack the letter is how wide your feet are :p so a 10A is the same length but thinner than a 10G

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @iKat Haha, you have to wait until tomorrow to find out :P

    @barnaby :P haha 10, what's that in UK sizes? hmmmm

    @AmandaPandah LOL, that's pretty funny :P

    @angelique David joke :P

    @thekingofjonny Haha xDD UK SIZE 14??!!? WTF. That's like clown feet!

    @lindseeey LOL, that is hilarious :P XD

    @owen OIC :P Silly meh xD

    September 4th, 2009

  • Smooshie1592

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    @TeardropRain Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    'cause it was stapled to the first :P

    Shoe size 7 :)

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @jack lol, i like FML stuffs XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • thekingofjonny

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    @Jack Indeed I do have clown shoes hahahaaaa!

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @lindseeey LOL. :']

    September 4th, 2009

  • thekingofjonny

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    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @kirstyjadee XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • thekingofjonny

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    I have a big toe lol...

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @smooshie1592 teehee :P You have quite big feet for a lady :P

    @lindseeey Haha me too, it's funny to laugh at other people's misfortune :P

    @thekingofjonny LOL woah, that proves it then :P And that is a mighty fine big toe :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @jack omg i know right?! XD :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • Matteh208

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    ok, this is probably gonna be really lame and random, cos it's kind of a private joke between me and my friends, but here goes:

    Q. Why did the plane crash?
    A. Becasue the pilot was a carrot!!!

    what did i tell you?? haha

    and i'm a size 10!! :D

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    Oh and GUISE, I forgot to say that I'm doing a runner up prize of my amazing Katy Perry Waking up in Vegas single drawing :P
    AND IT'S SIGNED BY ME, OMFG :P lmaooo xD
    This will be worth millions you know xD
    OMG, I SHOULD PUT THIS ON EBAY.

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    ANOTHER JOKE.

    Q. what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it.
    A. safee.

    xDD

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    WOW
    that drawing is amazing ;]

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @jack NOOO I WANT THAT KATY PERRY PICTURE :D i'll frame it and hang it on the wall lmao XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    lol best drawing I've ever seen! <3
    and i don't wanna wait i'm impatient lol

    September 4th, 2009

  • Smooshie1592

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    @kirstyjadee lol,
    Q. two chavs fall off a cliff - who wins?
    A. Society

    @jack its cause i'm a man ... with boobs ....erm ... moobs?

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @Smooshie1592 Lol xD

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @matteh208 haha… okay then :P
    10! same as me :P
    So how big is your.. nevermind. ;D

    @kirstyjadee @smooshie1592 LOL you guys xD That was pretty good Alice :p

    @lindseeey Hahaha, too LATE. it's mineee, alll mineee! *muhauahauhaah*

    @iKat You have to wait :P Good things come to those that wait :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • AmandaPandah

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    @jack Indeed.

    September 4th, 2009

  • Smooshie1592

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    @kirstyjadee :)

    @jack i know too many of those jokes :P ... or were you talking about my secret confession?

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @jack :'( you've made me cry now :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    Q. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    A. Innuinnit.

    Q. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted.

    CHAV JOKES FTW.

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @smooshie1592 Your secret confession? Hardly, I already knew that :P

    @lindseeey SORRRY, I'll let you touch it... once xD That's it though :P

    @kirstyjadee LOL, I love you xD

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    lol i guess you have a point :]

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @jack ONCE? o.o i wanna keep it :(

    September 4th, 2009

  • Matteh208

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    haha you know what they say about people with big feet!! ;]



    ...big shoes!!

    September 4th, 2009

  • Smooshie1592

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    @kirstyjadee Inorite!!

    Q.What do chavs use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter!

    Q.What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
    A.Fathers Day!

    @jack damn! i knew i couldn't hide it from you :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
    "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

    :']

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
    Mint


    And Im A Size 9-10 :D

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @iKat I'm always right :P

    @lindseeey Tuff titties :P it's mine :P

    @matteh208 LOL and big socks :P

    @smooshie1592 LOL, those were pretty good :P And you can't hide anything from me Alicey :P

    @kirstyjadee LOL xDDD That sounds like a blonde joke :P

    @Claire_Jonas HAHAHA xD awesome XD
    I love you guys<3333333

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @kirstyjadee your nasty :P im blonde :P
    but then again that it something i would do =/...

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @jack LOL xDD

    @Claire_Jonas muahahaha :'] <3

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @jack If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
    over?
    It might be your bike.
    :P

    @kirstyjadee Well Brunetts Are Boring ! :P

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    Q. What do you do if you run over a chav?
    A. Reverse just to make sure

    Q. What do you call a chav with half a brain?
    A. Gifted.

    (:

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @Claire_Jonas ;O BRUNETTE FTW KAY.

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @kirstyjadee Blonde Ftw!

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @jack :( and tuff titties ? LMFAO :P

    @kirstyjadee i love your chav jokes XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
    of stairs.


    :D

    September 4th, 2009

  • erika_fernandez

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    In a city, a hobo walks up to a man and asks for spare change, the man politely says, "Sorry, but I have no spare change." The hobo quickly gets frustraded and shouts, "Who comes into this city without money!?"

    "Apparently, you do."

    :O hosnap.

    My shoe size is 8 1/2 :x

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @lindseeey thanks ;D

    @Claire_Jonas BRUNETTE FTW.

    @jack sorry for the spams on your picture =P :3

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @claire_jonas Haha that one was good :P

    @erika_fernandez LOL, that was funny XDD 8 1/2? What's that in UK sizes? hmmmmm

    @kirstyjadee Haha it's okay :P Makes me look popular ;D

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @kirstyjadee BLONDE FTW !

    @jack :D

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @kirstyjadee :) i hate neds and chavs

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @jack Lol ;D

    @Claire_Jonas brunette ftw. :]


    Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    A. "Will the defendant please rise"

    Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
    A. A policeman.

    =]

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @kirstyjadee Blonde Ftw.

    September 4th, 2009

  • erika_fernandez

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    @jack ahaha, i love sarcastic ironic jokes <3 well i think, it's 6 in the UK. (:

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @Claire_Jonas BRUNETTESSSSSSSSSS <3

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @kirstyjadee BLONDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @jack btw i dont really wanna win :)
    i just wanted to join in :D

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @kirstyjadee @clarie_Jonas Shush you two :P You'll scare away the people who want to enter the competition xD

    September 4th, 2009

  • ClaireLovesYou

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    @jack clarie ? :L

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    ;O LOL!

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    @lindseeey LOLOLOL.

    September 4th, 2009

  • lindseyhatesyou

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    @kirstyjadee ahahah XD

    September 4th, 2009

  • vanillaowl

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    Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?
    :3

    September 4th, 2009

  • ferriswheelablaze

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    What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    Where did the one legged waitress work?
    IHOP.
    (i dont know if this one translates, cuz i dont know if you have Ihops in england :( its a restaurant. called the International House of Pancakes)


    and a womens size 7 or 8 in US (5 or 6 in UK)

    September 4th, 2009

  • Izi_Krupski

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    Q: WHat is this O-O ?
    A: two people playing tug of war in sombreros!!!
    This is probably the lamest joke but when i first heard it i fell off my chair laughing ^___^
    My shoe size is 11 In UK :(
    COZ I AM A GIANT GURL SO I HAVE MAHOOSHIVE FEET -_____-
    not fun
    <3

    x

    September 4th, 2009

  • jack

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    @kirstyjadee Haha awesome :P

    @ferriswheelablaze LOL, good one xD
    And no, I've never heard of IHOP lol, but it sounds good, IWANNAGOTHERE.

    @MOOSEFULNESS LOL that was funny :P XDDDD nice feeet :P MAN FEET. Just kidding xD <333

    September 4th, 2009

  • Izi_Krupski

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    Yes I HAVE MAN FEET OK!? But i get to wear cool vans and no says anything about them being men's shoes! YAY!
    So @jack ... I'm gonna win right? RIGHT?!
    Obviously!
    <3
    x

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    Q: What do you call this?
    <---

    September 4th, 2009

  • iKat

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    A: not too sure, but HERE IT COMES AGAIN!

    September 4th, 2009

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