Jeniffer is a 22 year old female from Australia.
About
Paddle-pop sticks bug me. There's something unnatural about licking wood. It feels like my tongue is being punished for having devoured such a treat.
If I had to live off one food for the rest of my life, it would be potatoes. They're one of the only foods available in meal AND snack form. I don't think enough people appreciate their diversity.
I don't like ugly babies. I hope I don't have one. I've always said that puppies are much cuter than babies, and a lot funner. Babies are floppy and gross, and would disturb my slumber.
The smell of lavender makes me gag. I cannot fathom how some find it soothing. I'd rather inhale burnt hair.
I hate the feeling of waking up early. For the first two hours or so, I feel as though I need to vomit. Or die. Whichever comes first.
My stomach is constantly rumbling. Ironically, it's especially loud after I've just eaten. This doesn't mean I'm still hungry, so please do not offer me more food (unless you have Nutella and/or a Kinder Surprise - because I will gladly accept either of those offerings.)
Go ahead, follow me. I have no idea where I'm going.
