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Alright, so I'm pretty much scarred for life at the moment..

I just got back from Walmart; I went there with a couple friends of mine just for the funsies. I seen a candle that smelt like apple pie and was gonna buy it until I seen it was $9.00. I was feeling slightly rebellious at the moment, and was in no mood to pay that much, so I stuck it in my purse like it was no ones business (bamf).
We walked around for a little while, and Halee decided to buy "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". We went to go wait in line and Halee's boyfriend, Nick, started dancing and singing the oompa loompa song. I turned away like I didn't know the kid, and met eyes with the cashier. The cashier was a midget.
I don't know if she noticed, but the look on Nick's face when he seen her, was fucking priceless.
We were on our way through the doors when the alarm beeped. First thing that ran through my head was "OH FUCK, OH FUCK."
(In the car before we went in, Halee told me that if the alarm ever beeped, keep walking and she'd go back with the bag.) So when it beeped, of course I didn't listen, and I walked to the nearest till with her. The lady scanned the movie back and forth like eight times, while looking suspiciously at me, to which I then mumbled, "I need to use the bathroom."
I ran to the farthest stall, and put the candle in the garbage whilst shaking like a mother fucking beast.
Never been that scared in my life. Moral of the story: don't steal, kids.



HE SAID MY STORY WAS COOL! AND HE EVEN CALLED ME BRO! :D