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the bangs are back! also, i lost a contact lense and the only spare i had was blue. i'm husky. ;)

"I was going to go from career to career and I wouldn't stop until I found one I loved. I was going to be the career version of a serial monogamist." - Melissa Bank, The Wonder Spot

betcherbottomdollarthat tomorooooooooh, there'll be suuuuuuuun.

what's a bottom dollar?

bloop!

because if it weren't for him, i'd never use soap at all. . . :S

i shrunk a cashmere sweater. it is now child sized. i should be pissed off with myself but i think it's funny.

penguin's got a pimp hat.

..."leeet me tell you a storry about ze old country... when i vas a leetle girl..."

hi!!

yay for monkey finger puppets!