I am unwillingly eavesdropping on an extremely boring conversation. I'd leave, but I'm trying to finish an assignment that's due in two hours.
Boy: I love barbeque sauce. I put it on everything. Like everything.
Girl: Haha. I love it too. I do the same.
Boy: If I could buy a container like -this big- I would. Uh-huh-huh.
Girl: Haha yeah that'd be awesome.
Boy: I also really like fries.
Girl: Oh, I love fries. This one place I go to has this, like, big bag of fries that's like -this big-, and my family's like, "you never eat that many fries." But it's like, so good. I like fries.