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I have, in a four year period, eaten my body weight in cheese.
I yell “Suck it geeks” at least 4 times a day.
I got out of a speeding ticket when a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I was doing and I replied ‘That’s what she said”.
I never drink the last 1/4 of a soda.
I am simultaneously filled with self-doubt and an exaggerated sense of self-worth.
I never say “good bye” at the end of a phone call. I just hang up.
When entering a bathroom I always look for a urinal to be sure that I walked into the correct bathroom.
In the past 6 months I have not worn the same pair of socks twice.
After many emails I feel the need to answer this question, yes English is my first language.
A few years back I had a severe brain injury that left the right hemisphere of my brain damaged. So, if my syntax is a little off or I spell a word backwards its not that I am being lazy or not proof-reading it just looks correct in my head.
I catch most mistakes and proof read before I post, otherwise suck it geeks.
Feel free to write me or just the word poop over and over.
I will never sell or share your info!
Rest assured that I will judge you though.

Adventure time & Sponge bob, bitchh<3

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Psh only like, my life.

Not gonna lie, Im a sucker for Disney(;

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