about to write a satire essay for ap lang about how oprah is a sham. Im a bit afraid of offending my teacher though... oprah is well loved..
think i should do it?
(in case you were wondering, here are my first few lines: All hail Oprah.
She is more than just a woman, she is a god. She is americas god, and we must worship her and keep her happy. Otherwise she will revolt and we wont have her political and medical wisdom anymore.)