My coworker: I got to put all these stands in the back of my car but I don't feel like cleaning it out so I'll just move the kitty litter, my water color of Richard Gere, the boxes, and whatever and just throw them in the back.
Greg: Wait back up did you just say you have a water color of Richard Gere?!
Finally I've solved the mystery of who has been trying to kill me all year!
All those weird occurrences certainly couldn't have been because I am careless and stupid (dart in my bed, cut up credit card in my sock, and pushpin on the floor).