If there was an epidemic involving a flu-like virus wiping out humanity, I would carry around a compressed air can and spray people's coughs back into their own mouths. Survival FTW!!
#Q - What would you do if a deadly virus spread across the entire planet causing mass death and social disorder?
I didn't realize we were living through the End of Days. Sunny day in the morning, and then we are driving down a highway that is flooding in mere minutes.
Im pretty sure I saw someone driving a Mini Cooper take a pistol out of their glove box and just shoot themselves in the face as their car floated away./exaggeration
#Q - Has there been insane weather where you live lately?
Got this puppy when Captain America started 15 minutes late. I completely forgot about it afterwards and when the manager gave it to us when we left he said "We are so sorry for wasting 15 minutes of your precious time" I don't think he was sincere, but I didn't even ask for a pass! That snarky douche.
Despite being an avid eReader fan with my Amazon Kindle, I will never be able to read Shakespeare in anything but a real book. I need to take that shit one page at a time
How obvious is it that I found a random person and forced them to take a picture with me? You can't see my other hand that is holding the knife to her back.
This girl played a zombie in the short I just helped make.
Random #Q - As a kid, did you learn to write 7s with the dash through the center of the vertical line?
I didn't and when I first saw it I was all "What the shit is that?"