"Look into Jesus' eyes you will see thy are closed. But as you continue to look you will see His eye opening and looking back into your eyes. Then go and be alone and kneel on this rug of faith or though it to both knees. Please return the prayer rug, do not keep it...Return it to the church so we can start the next prayer cycle for you...YOU MUST GET THIS UNUSUAL BLESSING CHURCH PRAYER RUG OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND BACK TO US..."
...uh, I'm sure it would blow up, or something.
So I'm sure this is fo' real. It's from the "...very old (60 years) Church...of St. Timothy."
