For those of you who care (and I know there are at least two of you), this is the fate of the toiletries I bought while in Ireland in December.
(For those of you confused, I essentially wasn't sure if I'd manage to fly back to the UK with them in my hand luggage, my only piece of hand luggage. Become illuminated here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBBhAJa0_TU )
(Fun Fact: the look of pain on my face is due to the scalding hot temperature of the coffee. Lesson learned: don't use freshly brewed coffee for booths.)