Alright Hank, I'm all ready for SquidCon, where the most influential Giant Squids of Anger are getting together to make fun of all the popular YouTubers. I've been practicing my best bad grammar for weeks!
Nerdfighter-opoly, where the currency is Awesome Points™ and the pieces are a Tetris piece, Willy the Nerdfighting Puppy, the Great White Wall of Cow, a Peep, and a Puff Level of epic proportions.
1. Name: FakeJohnGreen
2. Birthday: September 1, 2009
3. Hometown: A series of tubes known as the internet
4. Current location: Nerdfighteria Island
5. Relationship status: Married to the Yeti. Fake creatures really do attract.
6. Kids: Still working on the miniature soccer team. I'm hoping they're not too hairy.
7. Eye colour: Come down to my basement and I'll show you.
8. Hair colour: I'm bald, remember?
9. Piercings: May be revealed soon. Stay alert.
10. Tattoos: Have you not seen my first photo?
11. Smoke/Drink: I only drink Nerdfightastic Energy Drink.
12. Favourite colour(s): The color of 315 Peeps.
13. Favourite season: Whichever season John Green Day falls in.
14. Genre of music: The only music I listen to is Hank and Natalie's Nerdz4Life on repeat.
15. 3 things you can’t live without: Imagine me complexly and maybe you'll figure it out.
