1. Name: FakeJohnGreen
2. Birthday: September 1, 2009
3. Hometown: A series of tubes known as the internet
4. Current location: Nerdfighteria Island
5. Relationship status: Married to the Yeti. Fake creatures really do attract.
6. Kids: Still working on the miniature soccer team. I'm hoping they're not too hairy.
7. Eye colour: Come down to my basement and I'll show you.
8. Hair colour: I'm bald, remember?
9. Piercings: May be revealed soon. Stay alert.
10. Tattoos: Have you not seen my first photo?
11. Smoke/Drink: I only drink Nerdfightastic Energy Drink.
12. Favourite colour(s): The color of 315 Peeps.
13. Favourite season: Whichever season John Green Day falls in.
14. Genre of music: The only music I listen to is Hank and Natalie's Nerdz4Life on repeat.
15. 3 things you can’t live without: Imagine me complexly and maybe you'll figure it out.
2. Birthday: September 1, 2009
3. Hometown: A series of tubes known as the internet
4. Current location: Nerdfighteria Island
5. Relationship status: Married to the Yeti. Fake creatures really do attract.
6. Kids: Still working on the miniature soccer team. I'm hoping they're not too hairy.
7. Eye colour: Come down to my basement and I'll show you.
8. Hair colour: I'm bald, remember?
9. Piercings: May be revealed soon. Stay alert.
10. Tattoos: Have you not seen my first photo?
11. Smoke/Drink: I only drink Nerdfightastic Energy Drink.
12. Favourite colour(s): The color of 315 Peeps.
13. Favourite season: Whichever season John Green Day falls in.
14. Genre of music: The only music I listen to is Hank and Natalie's Nerdz4Life on repeat.
15. 3 things you can’t live without: Imagine me complexly and maybe you'll figure it out.