November 3rd, 2009

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1. Name: FakeJohnGreen
2. Birthday: September 1, 2009
3. Hometown: A series of tubes known as the internet
4. Current location: Nerdfighteria Island
5. Relationship status: Married to the Yeti. Fake creatures really do attract.
6. Kids: Still working on the miniature soccer team. I'm hoping they're not too hairy.
7. Eye colour: Come down to my basement and I'll show you.
8. Hair colour: I'm bald, remember?
9. Piercings: May be revealed soon. Stay alert.
10. Tattoos: Have you not seen my first photo?
11. Smoke/Drink: I only drink Nerdfightastic Energy Drink.
12. Favourite colour(s): The color of 315 Peeps.
13. Favourite season: Whichever season John Green Day falls in.
14. Genre of music: The only music I listen to is Hank and Natalie's Nerdz4Life on repeat.
15. 3 things you can’t live without: Imagine me complexly and maybe you'll figure it out.
  • r4cj2

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    *like*

    November 3rd, 2009

  • luzar

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    "7. Eye colour: Come down to my basement and I'll show you."
    I love you, fakejohngreen.

    November 3rd, 2009

  • Greenpeniwrite

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    HAHAHA I LOvE THIS

    November 3rd, 2009

  • Dunklekuh81

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    I guess they lifted the ban on pure awesome. That stuffs very potent, careful with that drink.

    November 3rd, 2009

  • alandistro

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    Thanks for responding to my tag, most famouz people don't.

    November 4th, 2009

  • crimsong19

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    XD

    November 4th, 2009

  • MalfoyIsOurKing

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    *imagines complexly*...Yeah I couldn't live without those either.

    November 4th, 2009

  • whooghez

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    music! what about the mountain goats!

    November 4th, 2009

  • starlysh

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    "Come down to my basement and I'll show you."
    LOLOLOL

    November 4th, 2009

  • joebob1379

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    LIKE
    (Esp. #15)

    November 4th, 2009

  • moonlightmelody

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    I can feel my puff levels rising just looking at it.

    November 4th, 2009

  • emma_cat

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    I love this. I would drink nothing but this if I could. :)

    November 4th, 2009

  • ladylily101

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    This has awesome. :D

    November 4th, 2009

  • KatherineJ

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    7. Eye colour: Come down to my basement and I'll show you

    bahahaha :)

    November 4th, 2009

  • imarielle

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    ooh that's one energy drink I'd like to drink!

    November 4th, 2009

  • hangingwithNadine

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    *enters basement and looks around* jk

    November 5th, 2009

  • moonlightmelody

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    Guaranteed to raise the puff levels over 9000.

    November 5th, 2009

  • afancymudkip

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    This is better than PowerThirst.

    December 13th, 2009

  • lxnrhinners

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    I would have to agree with @afancymudkip .

    "You'll feel like a fighter-plane made of PUPPY-SIZED ELEPHANS!!!"

    "You'll have SO much brain-crack! 400 BRAIN-CRACK!!!
    ...ideas!"

    "You'll be so nerdfightery that Mother WorldSuck will be like "DUUUMMMB DOOOWWWNNNN" and you'll be like "NO THANK YOU!!" and kick her in the face with your NERDFIGHTER-LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!"

    "It's an energy drink for nerds. ENERDGY!!!"

    "FAIL-BLASTING!! The sport that you'll invent because you're TOO NERDY FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!!"

    "You'll pwn at everything FOREVER!!!"

    January 11th, 2010

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