A building collapsed on my dad and my brother while they were working. It's a mystery how they survived. My mother and I are picturing the worst, thinking how we could've lost both of them in one day. I suppose it's best to just be grateful that they're alive. It's all my dad's boss's fault, too. I smell a douchebag.
Anyways, bad thoughts aside, today was a pretty okay day. Speaking of douchebags, this short know-it-all D-bag in my class keeps calling my cumdumpster. -Cough- Am I allowed to announce this on DB? Oh well. Any thoughts on how to get back? I'm not the kind of girl to just ignore things.
oh please! if u really were a boozer udv been drunk like 6 years ago! ull probably throw up after ur second glass.... but please!! NO jaeger-bombs!! dont fall into the white trash stereotype!! they r gross! not real booze!! tequila, whiskey, scotch (on second thought, no scotch, u wanna be sober for ur next b-day right?), or even wine! so many 21 year olds underestimate wine. u'll be all warm inside, no puking, and u get to keep ur dignity!!
happy b-day!!! its my friends b-day too! and also mickey mouse's! no joke! shes in disneyland right now (disney nerd!)