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after enter shikari, the first time i saw them in 2007.
collapsed in bed with a mean as fuck hangover.
it was in Bath, we sold about 100 glowsticks that we got for £3, for about 20 quid to desperate people whilst very very drunk on vodka that we drank outside Barclays bank at 3 in the afternoon. followed by very embarrassing raves in Shakeaway.
click this link, & we have chris & rou talking about 'dangerwanking'.
the guy you can hear in the crowd going 'ohhhhhhh!', got with both my friend & i as a bet. we dont know what his name was, nor do we care. it was a 'kiss the pretty girls' bet, so we're just happy that applied to us :)

http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/deathbyduracellbattery/?action=view&current=MOV00398.flv

'you've got the internet on. hooked up to captain [somethingicantmakeout] .com, or bangbutts.com, whatever takes yr fancy. you've got yr pot noodle ready. sizzling away. infact you could always dip it in to get yrselves warmed up. special lubrication for you there. ANYWAY. when yr having a wee whistle on yr one eyed snake, as i like to call it. yr having abit of a 'tommy tank'. yr mid wank right. you scream one word: MOM! now yr challenge ladies & gentlemen is to finish yrself off & clean up the mess, before yr mom gets up to yr room.
now the cleaning up, thats the worst bit. did you bring tissues? were you prepared? were you ready to scrub. especially if yr anything like us & like to cum all over the walls. thats an art form though, thats just modern art.
rory was telling me this story one time, he was testing out danger wanking but someone intercepted his call. his NAN walked into his room midwank. sorry man.'