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    Oh hey dur boyce, I'm just chilling at the falls.

    At the beginning of the day, I was dreading the rest of the weekend because of the cliques our council has but things have actually been going very smoothly. I guess all we needed was to be scared shitless for us to forget who we're friends with. Now I'm really excited to go to all the seminars and whatnot

    Oh gosh, tomorrow I have to get a ride with some chick from my ringette team to and from my game. I don't think I even know her name. So please people, text me tomorrow to save me from the boredom

    Ps, I thought she was really friendly...until I found out she was a slut

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    November 12th, 2011

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    JINKIES!
    too bad samson doesn't look more like scooby.

    tomorrow i get to spend my day trying to make grade 8's pumped for highschool. i also get to make a fool of myself again like last year by explaining the different sports teams i'm on. "hi, i. am. emma. hockey is fun, come play"

    all night mags and i have been having a florence + the machine singalong. we didn't even have music for the most part and the kid knew so many lyrics. who can say that they spent their night having a florence + the machine singalong with a six year old? gosh, that kid is just so damn cool.

    ps, "we watched hannibal"
    "cannibal?"
    "no jen, hannibal"
    "oh okay, you watched cannibal"

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    November 1st, 2011

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    swedish fish centipede

    native lit today was especially funny. the guys took literally every single page out of someone's book and tried to show off their basketball skills, or lack thereof. then we had to read a play and the guys tried reading an ojibway song, which they don't understand. so just picture all these dumb guys chanting jibberish together in asian accents.

    my dad has mags and her tiny friend everett at the fair right now, and i'm quite worried. like he's loveable and all, and he means well, but he's just not the best person to trust with two six year olds at a busy fair. we'll just be glad if he comes home with the right kids.

    ps, HOW MANY WINGS DOES A COW HAVE?

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    October 4th, 2011

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    we be thuggin' your mother with a sole pumpkin

    today was especially funny for no apparent reason. today was also eventful, i got a standing ovation, we had a mulan and willy wonka singalong on the bus, marai met a hottie at the tricycle race who's got a nice school bus, and i figured out that nicole's gonna be my future wife for when we decide that boys are a waste of our time.

    ps, the boys i date tell me i should dye my hair brown, wear less makeup, and stop eating mayonnaise

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    September 16th, 2011

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    everybody can raise two eyebrows, and some can even raise one, but i figured that was just too mainstream for me. I figured a way to get around this issue by cutting off half of my one eyebrow. how many people do you know that can raise 1 1/2 eyebrows? oh wait no one does that, it's too indie
    i've actually spent so much time today either staring at my eyebrow in the mirror or petting it, it's ridiculous.

    homework is dumb, it should be outlawed. we get to spend as much time at home as we do at school, aside from sleeping, we shouldn't have to spend that little bit of time doing homework.

    lauren keeps trying to get me to watch human centipede with her. she doesn't understand why i don't wanna see it again, a sign of a human centipede virgin.

    ps. "this one time i was peeing...............i ended up drinking my pee"

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    September 12th, 2011

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    the best part of the day by far was when geord yelled at our car, but another good thing about today was that i had the privilege of talking to meghan on like 3 separate occasions. we're pretty much on the fast track to becoming bff's which is very exciting.

    ps, what're those shoes called, kites? k-k-k-k-k?

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    September 6th, 2011

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    today was a good day.
    i got to hang out with non and chat about my love life, "i don't like ham". then i got to fly a kite, which i got caught on a fence and sorta broke, and then i came home to find out that my dad got good news from his doctor that since his last appointment the cancer hasn't come back. so despite the fact that jaaaash called my glasses ugly and laughed about it until he cried, today was a good day.

    lately i can't help but think back to this time last year. i wish things didn't have to go the way that they did and i wish that people had acted differently, my self included. there's just so much about last summer that i regret. i love you to the moon and back, james <3

    ps, look at your mop, hair is supposed to flow

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    August 11th, 2011

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    i am the world's poor pessimist.

    i was going through pictures and having myself a nice little cry fest when i found this. this picture is just so full of love and happiness.
    he was just such a good dad to mags. i can't do justice with words to how great of a father he was, but this just shows it, you can just tell that he loves that little bundle of kisses more than anything else.

    city and colour was absolutely fantastic. he's just so damn cool, i would say i love him but as he said you shouldn't tell people you love them until you're married, ahaha oh dallas green.

    currently neither of my parents are talking to me, which as you can imagine, is super duper fun, but atleast it's not just me that they're giving the silent treatment to. only three more long, grueling years until i can get myself out of this place; i can't wait for it.

    ps. HAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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    August 6th, 2011

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    i'm wearing a skirt so i felt the need to document the occasion.

    i had a lovely night tonight celebrating jaaaaaash's sweet sixteen. it was fun times except for when marai spilt pop on me and i slapped myself in the face.

    thanks to lauren i can no longer listen to music without having to listen to sail by awolnation like 8 times. i don't even know the words but it makes me wanna dance. dance, dance, shit your pants, dance, dance, shit your pants.

    it's actually really pathetic when people can act angry toward you over the computer but don't have the stones to do it to your face. it's even worse when you haven't even done anything to deserve it.

    if i were an x-men i'd wanna be angle for sure, she was a real asset to the team with her fairy wings and fiery spit balls

    ps. haben einige Schokolade?

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    June 12th, 2011

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    hey there, hi there, ho there!

    gaaah, i really don't have time to be boothing but this'll be a nice distraction from the hours of homework i have.

    today sam brought a baby bird around school in a camera case. the little thing didn't even have feathers yet and you could see it's insides, needless to say it was sight for sore eyes.

    lauren has left for the week for her school trip, i will admit i'm going to miss her despite the fact that we fight 75% of the time we're together. she is awfully dramatic but i still love my lil sist

    btw, just so everyone knows, i beat scott today in foods

    ps. sweet the onions? how do you sweet an onion?

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    May 17th, 2011