So it turns out that dieting works, who knew amirite? I'm down 10 lbs, 30 more to go. I'm also feeling a lot better now that I'm not eating fast food and shit all the time. Trying to get back into going to the gym regularly, that will help too... Though I hate the gym, I get so bored there.
If you are attempting to attract or impress those of the opposite sex whilst "chilling" on a beach, it's extremely helpful to bring along some mature or thought-provoking literature. Not only can this be a great conversation starter/attention grabber, it will also give off the impression that you are extremely well-read and/or mature. As an added bonus, if you have some sunglasses you can just prop the book up in front of you and have a snooze while making it appear as if you are thoroughly engrossed in your book. If you happen to be approached in mid-snooze, don't panic, just pretend that your book is such a thumping good read that you haven't noticed them yet. You will come off as "hard to get" and that will probably make you that much more awesome in their eyes.
Also, having a tan skin tone isn't intrinsic to being attractive as you may believe, especially on a beach. The reason for this is that people with extremely light skin tones are reflect much more sunlight. You will therefore be much easier to see/notice compared to someone with a tan skin tone who would most likely just blend into the surrounding sand instead of shining like an epic beacon of awesomeness.
DISCLAIMER: I'm single and have been for a VAST amount of years. This does not however make me any less awesome. I'm just saying to take my advice with a grain of salt as it may mainly bring only insecure and shallow people into your life. If that's your cup of tea then BY ALL MEANS go ahead and try out my advice.
While going through some boxes of stuff I brought back from Japan,
I found this Doll of a Dog with his head stuck in a roll of packing Tape..
Isn't it cute? ;o)
