I HAVE REALLY SORE MOUTH ULCERS AGAIN AND I ALSO HAVE NOTHING TO SAY I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TYPING UP A BLURB BUT HOW GOOD ARE CORN CHIPS. PS. IT'S AUSTRALIA DAY. Happy Australia day.
Hey dailybooth I have really weird teeth and I've never really properly unveiled my teeth on here before and I just feel you should all know the truth about my weird teeth before this friendship goes on any longer. Our friendship cannot be based on a web (loolololol get it?) of lies like this because there are secret bottom vampire teeth and then like an almost front gap that cannot be trusted except I'm not even sure this picture showcases it all well. just warning before we make any further friendship commitments to each other. Enjoy. Pls discuss your teeth if you wish.
Today was good. I met up with my friend who recently moved to America but came back here for Christmas and it was really fun. While I was on the train on my way to meet her, another train caught up to my train and I was looking into it and this middle aged man and I were making some serious awkward eye contact and it went on for ages and then my train started to pass the other one but then the other one sped up out of nowhere and took over and the man looked at me so smug and laughed LIKE THIS MAN WAS GENUINELY TRAIN RACING ME
Went outside and did stuff today and I've genuinely been getting some seriously good wear out of my fave hat ever this summer. Going well. It's actually my grandpa's, I've just adopted it. I've told the internet the history of this hat before but if you missed that, my grandparents went out on a whim one time and bought some matching hats, under the impression they just had some casual golf clubs on them, not recognising the Mighty Ducks symbol. Then they just wore these matching denim Mighty Ducks hats for like 15 years and nobody mentioned it to them because they never asked. It's really just so good.
Hey guys I am in the middle of a skype call right now I don't even know what it happening but I am typing this blurb. I cannot multitask I don't even know what my friend is saying I am being completely silent but trying to listen. He has somehow gotten onto the topic of spears omg wot. I am listening to music too this is extreme multitasking. TELL ME STORIES
I can't decide if I should just go to bed or finish watching Home Alone. Life is difficult but guess what I'VE BEEN BRUSHING MY HAIR YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT RADIANT SHINE.
I just fell off this chair for no reason at all. It just slid out. I don't even understand how it happened and it's weird because I generally tend to save doing these types of things for when I'm out in public. Weird.
