Based on this picture alone, tell me about myself.
I don't care if you're right or wrong. I won't be offended.
If this was the only picture you ever saw of me and never heard my voice or knew me, tell me about my life and who I am.
(To those who understand that this is 'impossible,' well, it'd be impossible to get almost anything right, yes. But not impossible to make judgments based on a photo, so do it!)
Some possible questions to think about:
1. Who was I in high school? (Stereotypes; what did I do for fun; what 'kind of person' did I crush on, what classes did I like, if any; what kind of grades did I get; did I get in trouble with parents/school/the law a lot or ever; did I party or stay in and read; did I have any friends and were any close)
2. Am I a virgin? If yes, why? If not, when did I lose it?
3. What is my sexual/romantic orientation?
4. Am I upper, middle, or lower class?
5. Tell me about my personality based on this photo.
To the inevitable influx of people asking about my shirt: I made up this tagline so they gave me this for free. I had another one, but donated it in Fullerton, CA and it had the normal tagline, "oh snap." that all the DB staff has.
And we move on: Today I was thinking about how analogies work so well for more than just explaining difficult concepts, but working through difficult times.
A lot of things like birds flying, eating at a restaurant, and other simple things can really open up a lot of truth in our own lives. If you have your difficult situation and you think about a similar, but way less complicated situation unrelated to yours, you start to see that the simple solutions in the analogies can translate well in your own life. You just need to find someone who can put it all into perspective and has an analogy for every situation, which I do.
He said, "You are so precious. Little catty! Ha! I said catty! Isn't that funny, Auntie? You have such beautiful eyes, kitty. Yes you do. You're very precious with your HUGE, FLUFFY TAIL! Yes."
And she did that marking thing cats do with their cheek on him and I said that means she wants to be his friend and he got this huge smile and laughed and said, "I want to be her friend, too!"
There's something bittersweet about all of this.
But I'm glad it has all come to be.
I love you and you love me.
That is all I could ever have asked for.
It's not really goodbye. It's just another phase.
I love you. You love me.
I'm glad you're staying with me, even as I leave.
Perhaps you will all join and be good little keek freaks and not be a follow-for-follow zombie? Social networks are for socializing and making friends, not a follower count race. Some people's children, I swear. :3
Bekah Smith is a 20 year old female from United States.
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My name is Bekah. I am 19 years old and I’m a hopeless romantic, but that’s not there all there is to me. No, there are many facets to my indescribably deep persona (I do love satirical self-summaries).