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I made my hair do this so that you would think I was a "bamf." What I can't decide, though, is just what type of "bamf" I wish to be. There are "Bad Ass Mother Fuckers," and then there are the really weirdo Nightcrawler-freaks. "What?" Ya, let me explain:
In Uncanny X-Men (153), Kitty Pryde tells a fairy tale to six-year old Illyana Rasputin, which includes a race of creatures called "Bamfs." Bamfs are small, super deformed versions of Nightcrawler (even wearing similar clothes to his classic costume). One of the Bamfs enters the story after catching sight of Pirate Kitty, on whom he developed an instant crush, when she and her entourage landed on Bamf Island. He subsequently joins her team and aids in taking down Princess Jean.
It's alright, everybody. I meant to look like this. I did this on purpose. I appreciate the concern, though. Genuinely, I do. As a wise poet once said: "It's either Halloween, or it's not Halloween."
I've been out looking for princesses, but they're all in towers so far away and most of them are rather ditzy or bitchy or terrible in bed and let's be honest: bitches ain't shit. I think I'd rather stay home and watch romcoms and cheap, amateur porn. It's not like the princesses are going anywhere.
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
"You came back! And... you're wearing glasses! My Goodness, don't you look snarky!" "Snarky is a very weird word," I reply, "but I like it." "Where does it come from?" "Well," I explain, "Lewis Carroll was sitting in a big comfy chair one day and just made it up." "That's not true." "Yes it is... sorta."
If you ever get the chance to collapse into the shoulder of a girl wearing a bathrobe and let it all out, you should. Don't break her heart and she won't break yours.
