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i am the president of the world. my right foot has seven toes. i created cheerios. i can speek swahili. i can lick my elbow. i've gone 48 hours without blinking. my middle name is ghandi. ive counted past infinity. i can sneeze with my eyes open. i can swagger, and let me teach you how. i started your mom jokes. ive been to the future and back. im proud to have built the worlds largest rubber band ball. i have a pet elephant named peanut. i taught albert einstein his abc's. i have eyes at the back of my head, literally. my dad makes better cookies than mr. christie. i have a beach house on mars. and im a compulsive liar.