Chris is a male from United Kingdom.
About
Chris or "Crispy" as he insists to be know as, was born in 1962, his birth was witnessed by The Beatles who dedicated the song Lovely Rita to him and his golden locks of hair. Tragically he was separated from his parents at the tender age of 20 and wound up being raised by a hippy couple who went by the names Moonbeam and Lavender. Whilst under their care he learnt the ways of scruffy hair, peace and love, incense, poor fashion sense and the enigmatic art of the mouth trumpet. Later, in 1920 he fought an epic battle with King Kong on the pinnacle of the Eiffel Tower, and won using his superior origami skills!! kapow! As such French people love him, but giant ape fiends do not. He also lies quite a bit.
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http://www.formspring.me/Crispy
