@alanplacko You are the reason I was so scared to keep one! I never trusted the locks on mine. I had a Lion King diary though, it was pretty hideous in retrospect. I'm not sure anyone ever read it, though.
@hannabanana haha well, I like older men so... >_>
@TheDigitalEric Fuck spelling. I am always misspelling embarrassed with one r among other things. I am the WORST SPELLER.
@spartan I WAS RESPONDING TO YOU ALL. I think penises are the weirdest looking things ever. I'm an adult and I still think so.
@spartan haha please don't. they just look weird and IM GOING TO GO WATCH TV, please keep all penises secured in your pants/trousers/shorts/undies pls and thank you!