1) ireland = hot guys
2) if you go to ireland, you will meet a hot guy, hate him and then end up marrying him
3) for every rich american guy you have, there is always a sexy poor irish guy waiting for you around the corner
therefore, my logical deductions lead me to the conclusion that i must go to ireland. who's with me?!
when you hear frequent, timed thumping in the next room, it's just your neighbour jumping on the bed with his/her friend. and the grunts/moaning? yeah someone just fell or something.
i come groveling.
i'm so sorry dailybooth.
i am sorry that i have fallen off the path.
i am sorry that i do not post everyday anymore.
i am sorry that i have been neglecting you.