Day 4 and sticking on the theme of writing letters, Today we must write a letter of advise to the military! Today just supporting troops overseas is not enough! We must help them in any way we can! In your letter include any intel you may have come across, any tips you've picked up from experience and any other special tricks you've dreamt up to give our guys the advantage.
Here is mine!
Dear Lieutenant,
I’m loving your work! Although I do have a couple of suggestions. I’ve recently been playing alot of Call Of Duty and have picked up some tips that might help you so if you would be interested about getting some killer tips from somebody with an impressive KD ratio don’t hesitate in getting in touch. Also let me know if want me to come teach some of your guys. Also another idea i had which you might find useful is to drop the army style uniforms and go in wearing like costumes to trick your enemies. Some costumes which i think would work especially well would be Winnie the Pooh, Boo from monsters inc or a slutty nurse because they are never to going to attack one of them! If you need to contact me use my codename.
Yours Sincerely,
Rot Hawk
Now i just need to find an address to send it too.
Begin it with today's date and To Whom It May Concern. Talk about predictions for the future and anecdotes from our times that might interest future generations, such as sport, hot news, society, fashion, etc).
Hide the envelope so that it won't be found for a hundred years.
Hello, @gossipguy17 and @pdm here, changing our lives, and you should join us!
We're starting small today, so do three of the things on this list:
1. Do one press up.
2. Give your genitalia pet names.
3. Insult an insect.
4. Use a different thickness comb.
5. Try a new sandwich filling.
6. Bookmark a new website.
7. Triple-tie your shoelaces.
8. Go on a one minute hunger strike.
9. Learn to play "Chopsticks".
10. Hold the phone up to your other ear.
Tell us what you did! And follow for further life-changing booths!
