I leave you now, perhaps never to be back.
I leave you now, and just maybe I'll be back tomorrow.
And I'm taking my webcam along with my computer.
But I'll drop a link for you to follow to my sites around the internet.
There it is. The Galaxie 300, power by the infinite improbability drive. So yeah... I had a little accident testing it out, but it still works. I was supposed to get a delivery of higgs boson free protons from the LHC for my inertial shield, but instead I got a letter that just reads "Dear Carlos: Ha! Sincerely, LHC." So... WUT?
The infinite improbability drive uses Einstein's completed quantum theory which includes the hidden variables of a particle's quantum state. Using Wolfram's statistics, one prepares a particle's hidden variables indirectly so as to shape the space probability density of a particle towards a causally dislocated point in space-time. The limitations of the technique is such that any interaction with another unprepared particle once again leaves the particle's hidden variables in a completely undetermined state. The technique is akin to seeding a pseudo random number generator, except that it remains stochastic in nature, as it is impossible to precisely set the hidden variables.