Whilst caressing this Child's tent I said to my good friend @nataahleee I really must photograph this occasion as it is an uncommon occurance for anyone but myself to caress a tent in such a raunchy manner. In fact, the only other example I can think of is that of @melissa_Louise , it's truly unbelievable what that bonny we harlot can do with some bendy sticks, a sheet of nylon and some home-made whipped cream. Pwooooar, Promiscuous as she is, (I saw her rubbing up against a four-man teepee the other week) she really does turn me green (with envy folks keep your Thermals on!) must dash now though fellow boothers all of this talk of tents is giving me THE URGE. Honestly! I swear If I go camping any more this month I'm going to go blind!