Went to Canada's Wonderland on Saturday and that was unreal. The new roller coaster blew my mind! I urge all who can ride it to get there asap! So much fun.
Semi-formal was an amazing time! A girl fainted and I caught her, thus, saving her life (that’s four.) A girls tahtahs fell out while running and I was right there to take a gander (its alright, there’s a good chance she thinks i’m gay.) I danced with swaaaaggggg (to much booty in my pants.) None of my friends got sick and they seemed to have an awesome time (strange.) Brittney jumped in the air and I caught her (highlight reel.) Absolutely Fantastic night! Thank you to everyone who helped make it that way.
“Aren’t you worried about everyone knowing where you go to school?” “No, i’m not attractive enough for someone to hunt me down and rape me.”
"You and her are so cute together! Who is she?" "She's a silly wabbit Mum."
Today I sat on the computer all day with Hannah, creeping girls on Facebook to try and find great boob pics. We got a nipple, I think... Then she raided my entire room and looked at everything I own. Even my porn and dildos! Yeah. We're amazing and better then you.
"My Grandpa killed cats."
Why don't people ever take me seriously?! Oh, its the clothes isn't it...
No one on Tumblr cared about my rant, and neither will you peoplez, but I'll do it anyways.
My Mum's really pissing me off lately. She never asks what I want to do or if I have plans. I doubt she even wants me there but its not a 'family' outing without me. Piss on a bitch. I've cancelled plans with four people in two days because she assumes I have no life and sit on the computer all day. 'Its hard to tell you things when you're never around.' Bullshit. You have no problem writing down and texting work for me to do around the house. I have to get my brother to tell me things. They weren't even going to tell me we're going to Ohio until the day of. Fuck right off. Just to top things off, we're doing shit I hate. The beach, a museum, and a theme park. Fanfuckingtastic. I bet I cant even text in the US because shit cost money. What ever will I do? Holy tits, you read all of this!? that was nice of you. I'm gonna go make a phone call. Its someones Birthday in like one minute. Her name starts with 'H' and ends with 'annah.' kbyemynuggets.
Today I had my entire house to myself, and you know what I did with complete freedom to do what I please? I played CoD with Geordie.... and i'm completely glad I did! No matter what I do with Geord, weather on the internet or not, I have a great time. What a legend!
Also, my sister leaves for the week, and my brother brings all him friends over to stay. GAH. Anger.
P.S. What'cha lookin' at ma gut fur?
