1. I'm being Katy Perry for halloween, this is my face as Katy Perry.
2. There will be no boob cupcakes/whipped cream.
3. Crotch pudding though....that's a different story.
1. In my infinite boredom I've booked a flight to the most boring place in the world, or at least western canada.
2. Spending money, eating, smoking, all are related, repeat process.
3. “Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting. That is laziness. But to keep going when the going is hard and slow - that is patience.”