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    I was texting someone and typed the word, "bird" wrong and it spell checked it to, "hoes."

    So the text woulda said,
    "Aww, it's like mother hoes watching baby bird take flight for the first time! Haha."

    Luckily I caught it before it sent.

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    September 11th, 2011

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    You can tell school has started. We had a sexual assualt today and a robbery last week ... school has only been in session two weeks by the way.

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    September 9th, 2011

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    I got a new shot glass!

    It says, "Take Your Best Shot In South Carolina"

    I have one identical to it, but it says, Kentucky, instead of South Carolina.

    In other news, The Packers beat The Saints!

    Football season is officially fucking on!!!

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    September 9th, 2011

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    It's @LivingDeadNine 's birthday today!

    Yeah!

    And, my (other) friend got laid, so it's a celebration for everyone!

    Yeah!!!

    Haha.

    Goodnight for everyone.

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    September 8th, 2011

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    I went with my friend to the stop, this conversation happened:

    Cashier: "would you like to make a donation to the Alzheimer's foundation?"

    My friend: [long pause] "eh, no - they won't remember anyways."

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    September 7th, 2011

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    I got a new shot glass!

    For those who don't know, I collect shot glasses from different states.

    This one, however, says, 'Pittsburgh' so it's from a city instead, but it's still good.

    And it's a BIG shot glass so cheers to anyone who can swallow THAT entire load!

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    September 6th, 2011

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    I'm a server at a restuarant and this is a conversation between me & my co-worker:

    Me: "I'm thinking about asking this girl at my table if she's anorexic because she took one bite of her food and said she was full."

    Him: "No she's not, she's hot!"

    Me: " ..."

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    September 5th, 2011

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    I am now the new proud owner of a Cadillac CTS!

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    September 4th, 2011

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    All my roommates have gone kayaking this weekend so I have the house to myself.

    So ... guess who's walking around the house naked?!

    -------------------------> THIS GUY <-------------------------

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    September 3rd, 2011

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    Just got back from work.

    Sorry I'm not funny tonight.

    I have to wake up at 6AM.

    Fun.

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    September 2nd, 2011

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