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    Hey guys! @LivingDeadNine here!

    Im boothing to let you know that Bryce will back soon!
    You will also see him back at @6Rights1Wrong again!

    He just wanted me to let you guys know hes not gone or anything just without a computer for now.

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    October 9th, 2011

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    I hate this new, "Endless Shrimp" Promotion at work.

    They should rename it, "Endless Pain In My Ballz" promotion.

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    September 21st, 2011

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    It's 3AM and I just got back from Nashville from my studio internship.

    It was fun, but we had to auto-tune a vocal track that took 3 hours.

    I hated the song before, but now I realllllly hate the song!

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    September 20th, 2011

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    Sorry I've been absent everyone.

    This was one of the worst weekends of my life.

    I wasn't able to booth yesterday at all, not even for @6Rights1Wrong .

    Oh well.

    I don't think anyone really noticed I missed a day anyways.

    Later.

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    September 19th, 2011

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    Cheers to being the designated driver!

    *In Rihanna voice*

    "I'm not gon' drink to that!"

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    September 16th, 2011

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    If you roofie someone, and they're allergic to roofies, what do you do?

    (I'm asking because the subject of roofies came up at work today and no one could figure out a good solution to the situation.)

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    September 16th, 2011

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    If I was a boxer, I'd want my nickname to be, 'Greatest Hits.'

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    September 14th, 2011

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    I had fried Okra for the first time.

    See, when you have a white northern Mother, you miss having these things in your life.

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    September 14th, 2011

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    I was talking with @Hazenator and I taught her this fun fact:

    Did you know owls don't have assholes?!

    That's why they vomit up everything they eat.

    *THE MORE YOU KNOW ... THE MORE YOU GROW!*

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    September 13th, 2011

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    One of my friends (guy on the far right) turned 21 today!

    I kinda wish I had friends when I turned 21 so I could actually say I did something instead of go to dinner alone and drink alone but wishing is a waste of time.

    Besides, I kicked ALL their ass at beer pong so I was the beer pong king!

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    September 12th, 2011

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